Thursday, 23 February 2012

Einstein is right

A few weeks ago the researchers at the CERN laboratory announced results of an experiment (part of the search for the Higgs Bosun - a type of knot I think) which could have blown apart Einstein's theory that the speed of light was a maximum speed in the cosmos.

They had carried out a series of experiments in the LHC (Large Hadron Collider), which cost over £6 billion to build, and discovered that a neutrino (very small atomic type thing) went 60 nanoseconds faster than it should have done. The news dominated the front pages of the world press for a few days.

Today it is reported that the scientists have discovered that these earth-shattering results were in fact an error caused by wiring anomalies!

But better still was the quote from the head of research at CERN, an Italian, called Sergio Bertolucci who was quoted recently on the earlier discovery,

"I have difficultly to believe it, because nothing in Italy arrives ahead of time."

It prompted my latest masterpiece

Sunday, 19 February 2012

Happy Anniversary

Unbelievably this blog is over one year old. Here are the stats,

  • 8,600 hits
  • Total earnings (which is why I started writing this nonsense) 4.51 pence/£0.0451
  • Top three blogs by popularity "Extreme Haircuts", "George and Me" and "Hello Iran".
  • 37 Comments of which my favourite so far is in reply to "oops" (16/1/2012) where sister-in-law Blog confessed to getting angry with her local bank and said on the phone to them "I bark an Bankleys!!"
  • Top five countries UK, France, US, Germany and Russia

As I have not yet made my fortune and inflation has eroded the value of 4.51p I have earned I will have to keep on writing this drivel!!

Friday, 10 February 2012

Back again!

Dr Computer is concerned that I have not been blogging lately and he is right to voice his concerns. The truth is I have had nothing to blog about. I am indebted to the London Times for the inspiration for today's posting.

They carried a headline on the front page today which read...

"Women pushed into extra breast surgery"

In my head this translated as...