Thursday 12 January 2017

Major breaking world news

Given all the headlines about world leaders today it is reassuring to see that the London Times has kept a sense of proportion. It carried the following headline today,

"Breaking news about flatulent animals..."

The key facts on the subject are,

  1. Tapirs are very noisy
  2. Orangutans do so without shame
  3. Snow leopards muffle the sound with their floofy (sic) bottoms
  4. The copperhead snake squeaks and you are likely to miss it until the smell gets to you
  5. Hedgehogs' smell worse when they have eaten cat food

...just in case you missed it! :-)