George and Me

Time for a middle aged rant.

After working at my present company, AXA, for six months I have been found out. It appears I have transgressed and disobeyed the rules - unwittingly I might add. Given that AXA is a French company you might be forgiven for thinking that there would be no rules at all. As the great Al Murray says "Where would we be if we had no rules? France!"

What was my crime? To bear more than a striking resemblance to a Hollywood star. For the last six months on the AXA UK group employee website my details have been listed for all to see - they can access my phone number, email address and until yesterday a photo of me. Here is the photo,-

Seems that someone was concerned that we might be sued by George Clooney for copyright abuse! As if! George if you are out there reading this can you let me know? So I had no choice but to change it to this,-

Which as you can see has been protected by copyright so that George cannot make money out me.