Tuesday, 17 December 2013

Attempted Patricide

Stayed with son-Blog in St Andrews last night.

He offered to cook an omelette for breakfast for the two us. Into it went salami, cheese and, according to him, eggs. Whatever the constituents, it did not result in anything that looked like an omelette.After a timely intervention by the World Health Organisation, I opted for toast.

I can only conclude that despite my devoted paternal ministrations I am a marked man!

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