Thursday 18 September 2014

Hen Holidays

Mrs Blog and I are away on holiday to France. This means we needed to find someone and somewhere to put the bloody chickens before we left.

First place to put them was in a cardboard box, so that we could transport them to the second place, a farm in the middle of nowhere. Easier said than done. "Herding cats" has become a figure of speech for describing difficult tasks which, in my opinion (IMO for all the young texters) should now be "herding Chickens"!

After wasting half an hour of perfectly good drinking time I finally resorted to threatening them with some Ozzy Osbourne treatment. Job done!

(For those struggling with the reference check out http://kosmo.hubpages.com/hub/The-26-Craziest-Things-Ozzy-Osbourne-Ever-Did Number 11)


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