I want to make an apology and appeal for forgiveness.
Yesterday I went to the jet car wash up the road. I loaded the machine with pound coins and set about cleaning off the yew berries and muck that made my car look like a black forest gateau.
After five minutes of concentration I noticed something move out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look at it and it stopped.
"It" was a very large vole.
The reason I need forgiveness is that I inexplicably, with no forethought and no malice intended, pointed the jet wash straight at it.
The result was a very fast moving, very wet, very large vole.
In honour of the poor creature I captured the image below,
Yesterday I went to the jet car wash up the road. I loaded the machine with pound coins and set about cleaning off the yew berries and muck that made my car look like a black forest gateau.
After five minutes of concentration I noticed something move out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look at it and it stopped.
"It" was a very large vole.
The reason I need forgiveness is that I inexplicably, with no forethought and no malice intended, pointed the jet wash straight at it.
The result was a very fast moving, very wet, very large vole.
In honour of the poor creature I captured the image below,
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