Blog Update

You may have been wondering what has been happening in Blog-world lately. If so read on...

1. Son-blog has been guilty of false-imprisonment
2. Mr Blog has been aging badly
3. A new addition has been made to the wider Blog-clan
4. Microsoft have taken away my paint program and given me Paint 3D

Son-blog managed to be so unaware of the house-guest in his flat, (which he shares with sister-blog), that he locked Beth-blog (friend of sister-blog) inside it. Beth-blog missed her train home to Wales and will probably never come back.

Earlier in the week I was in the gym. Plagued as I am by muscle knots, I take a tennis ball with me which I lie on to release the knots. A gentleman in his early eighties was watching me. Eventually he stopped his 350 kg dead-lifts and wandered over.

"Are you alright?" he asked.

I know he was concerned but being asked by a man of advancing years if you are alright that makes you feel thirty years older than you are.

The Sussex-blogs have taken delivery of a new blog...little Oscar currently 5lbs. On checking with Google I discovered that Oscar-blog weighs exactly the same as,

• A Chihuahua
• A Small bag  
• A Table lamp
• A Cooking pot
• And I kid you not...5lbs of sugar or flour

As for Paint 3D, let me know what you think!