Here is what I
learned on a business trip to Orkney...
- The views are rubbish in the dark
- There are no taxis at the airport
- There isn't much of an airport at the airport
- You cannot get a taxi before 6.00 am
- The ferry leaves for Scrabster at 6.30 am
- To catch the ferry, leaving from Kirkwall, you need a taxi before 6.00 am
- Taxis are terrified of the barmaid in the Bothy bar
- When you get to Scrabster there are lots of policemen
- No-one is supposed to know why there are lots of policemen in Scrabster
- Everyone in Scrabster knows why there are lots of policemen there
- Wick is a small airport
- A two hour delay in wick airport feels like a two week delay
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