Mr Blog's Stiff Upper Lip

I have a stiff upper lip. To be honest I have always wanted one. Our predecessors had them and they helped them see of the Nazis in the second world war.

Sadly mine wont. It is not that sort of stiff upper lip.

Mine is the result of a mix up with Mrs Blog. She offered to pick up some shopping for me and on my list was gel. Instead of shaving gel I have now got a large tube of turbo-max-strength hair gel...and a stiff upper lip.