Help!
If you dont hear from me after April 2021 please contact the local CID.
By way of background, I believe my life is in danger.
Six weeks ago I fell down the stairs and landed on my ankle ending up in A&E. Only now am I able to think about getting back to running so it wasn't a mere bruise. I wasn't pushed...but I was a wearing a pair of slippery slippers that Mrs Blog gave me as a Christmas present.
Three weeks ago I was in A&E again having stitches put into my hand. I had been de-boning a chicken and an extremely sharp knife sliced through it like a hot knife through the proverbial butter. The knife was an anniversary gift...from Mrs Blog.
My birthday is in April and I am dreading it!!!
Aye, they all come in 3’s. Enjoy your forthcoming “Skydiving Experience” voucher. P.S. Can I have your knives?
ReplyDeleteWe threw the knife in the bin and it sliced through that too!! :-)
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