England lose at Rugby

I am hiding. I am at home and dare not venture out.

England lost miserably to France in the semi-final of the Rugby World Cup this morning. It was agonising to watch so many errors, turnovers, missed opportunities. Worse still, I cannot go out because almost everyone in Scotland will want to talk about the Rugby.

I cannot possibly go on holiday to France this year either. Probably the only place I can go is Australia - if teh ozzies kick off I can always remind them about the ashes.