Had a trip to Glasgow on the back roads through the countryside this week. I was trying to get there in good time for a meeting and learned the following,
- Thursday is slow lorries day
- When you overtake the slow lorries you haven't seen the last of them
- Some farmers don't keep their cattle in the fields but let them roam along the road
- I am useless at rounding up stray cattle
- Drivers of slow lorries are even worse at rounding up stray cattle
- The farmer who owns the stray cattle has a lie in on "Slow-Lorry-Thursday"
- After waking the farmer up I was behind the slow lorries again
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