Three weeks ago Mrs Blog, without telling me, microwaved some Haddock to poach it. It took until yesterday for the microwave to recover. For nearly three weeks I have had to put up with rotten fishy smells every time I microwaved my porridge.
So, in order to to rectify the shortfall of fishy smells (which I truly detest) Mrs Blog bought salmon pate for lunch today. Son Blog spread a huge lump on his toast and, having noticed my distaste, waved it in my face. (Where did he learn to do things like that?). I was holding a doughnut in my hand at the time and as I recoiled the doughnut broke in half and flew across the room behind me. Straight in front of Muffin (Dog-Blog).
So, in order to to rectify the shortfall of fishy smells (which I truly detest) Mrs Blog bought salmon pate for lunch today. Son Blog spread a huge lump on his toast and, having noticed my distaste, waved it in my face. (Where did he learn to do things like that?). I was holding a doughnut in my hand at the time and as I recoiled the doughnut broke in half and flew across the room behind me. Straight in front of Muffin (Dog-Blog).
So Muffin tears off to another room to devour the unexpected treat, leaving me with half a doughnut and even more reason to hate fishy smells. Roll on Monday.
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