Met daughter-blog earlier this week and picked up some cheese jokes that are crying out for a wider audience.
I was in sainsburys and went past the cheese counter. The guy there threw a lump of cheddar at me. I thought "That's not very mature!"
Just after that a ball of cheese exploded. There was de-brie everywhere.
A piece of cheese looked in the mirror and said "Hallo, me"!!
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