That's it! The line has been crossed. After nearly 27 years Mr and Mrs Blog are heading for separation. The reason is "unreasonable behaviour" by Mrs Blog.
Mrs Blog had sore teeth. I identified that this was probably curable by using a special toothpaste which I have been using for over five years.
"Why not try my sensitive toothpaste?" I suggested (foolishly as it turned out).
That night after Mrs Blog was in bed asleep I went to brush my teeth and found this...
Mrs Blog had sore teeth. I identified that this was probably curable by using a special toothpaste which I have been using for over five years.
"Why not try my sensitive toothpaste?" I suggested (foolishly as it turned out).
That night after Mrs Blog was in bed asleep I went to brush my teeth and found this...
Yes. Mrs Blog mauled my tube, going for the strangulation method of squeezing out the paste rather than the civilised "end-squeeze"!!
It's all over!
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