This is a public service message. There is a little known killer illness out there - "White Bread Deprivation Syndrome"
The name of this illness speaks for itself. I have it. Ever since I made the huge mistake of telling Mrs Blog about my cholesterol rating from the Doctor she has been looking out for my diet. So, not only am I missing out on cheese, bacon and chocolate (not to mention sausages), I just ate the last slice of white bread; so that means brown granary bread for months to come.
My fond hope is that Mrs Blog will read this post and realise the error of her ways. If not you might not be hearing from me for a while.
The name of this illness speaks for itself. I have it. Ever since I made the huge mistake of telling Mrs Blog about my cholesterol rating from the Doctor she has been looking out for my diet. So, not only am I missing out on cheese, bacon and chocolate (not to mention sausages), I just ate the last slice of white bread; so that means brown granary bread for months to come.
My fond hope is that Mrs Blog will read this post and realise the error of her ways. If not you might not be hearing from me for a while.
Suggest you try "Best of Both" - brown bread cunningly disguised as white!
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